It's not him, it's YOU.

I ended my friendship with a certain someone today. I just couldn't tolerate her and her nonexistant love life. We used to work together and chatter a lot in and outside of work. I didn't mind that all she talked about was men and why her relationships never worked out, but after a while it just got old. That's ALL she talked about, not just to me but to other co-workers as well. Her world revolved around any guy that would talk to her. Then she would ask me for advice that she never took and I ALWAYS turned out to be right. Over time, I just didn't want to hang out with her outside of work and keep our conversations to a minimum. Other girls at work did the same. Clubbing on South Beach to find your one true love? No thanks, I'll pass.

What's even more annoying, she overanalyzes every little word in her texts and shows me and explains the ENTIRE conversation. She would go on dates with guys she meets online then she would tell them she's a good girl and end up sleeping with them after a week. When the guy drops her like a sack of shit, she runs to me and we have to "brainstorm" as to why he did that - while she stalks him on the internet and blows up his phone.

That's pretty sad for someone who's almost 30! 

Meet my friend, Karma.

There always comes a time in a girl's life when an enemy is encountered. Sometimes this enemy is the result of a quarrel or simply because of jealousy. Mine was a little bit of both. She was a few years younger than me. After getting a new car on my birthday, I refused to give her any more rides home due to her erratic behavior in my car which caused me to get pulled over by police officers. Shortly after, she severely keyed my new car. She admitted to keying my car and being jealous. I confronted her and her mother about the situation and of course, they refused to even acknowledge it. I wasn't a big fan of revenge because it required so much thinking and plotting. Recently, she tried befriending me not knowing I still despise her. Turns out she was impregnanted by a drug dealer when she was 17,  her mother wants nothing to do with her, still smokes weed, never finished high school, has no job, had her baby taken away by DCF, and my favorite- named her child Kristina, just like mine. I hold no grudge against her and have no intention of befriending her. I simply used this story as an example of the great workings of karma. 

Karma is a bitch!!

Learn the proper way to terminate an employee.

I walked into work today to tell my manager that I quit and to collect my last paycheck. As I was explaining why I was quitting without saying "I quit" just yet, my new "manager" tries to interrupt me. I proceeded to finish explaining my reasons for leaving and after I officially quit, he tries to fire me. Hhhmmm...how can you fire someone who already quit?? Sounds like a.....

Pilot

Hello everyone. I decided to start a blog because I've got a lot to say and a lot to learn. I'm going to write a lot about beauty topics since I linked my YouTube account to this blog. There will be days when I vociferate about issues I feel strongly about and I'm open to people who assail what I have to say. Of course, there will be days when I blabber about random occurrences in my life. I'm free spirit and the glass is always half full. Happy blogging =)

Smile, it will drive your enemy mad.